Commander K http://cmdrk.net/life/feed en-us http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Sweetcron me@cmdrk.net I wonder if transvestites have mini existential crises every time they have to use a public restroom. http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/593/cmdrk-i-wonder-if-transvestites-have-mini-existential-crises-every-time-they-have-to-use-a-public-restroom ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:32:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/593/cmdrk-i-wonder-if-transvestites-have-mini-existential-crises-every-time-they-have-to-use-a-public-restroom RT @daveshumka: I had to go to the doctor because I had this weird stuff coming outta my ass. Turns out it's charm. http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/592/cmdrk-rt-daveshumka-i-had-to-go-to-the-doctor-because-i-had-this-weird-stuff-coming-outta-my-ass-turns-out-its-charm ]]> Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:16:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/592/cmdrk-rt-daveshumka-i-had-to-go-to-the-doctor-because-i-had-this-weird-stuff-coming-outta-my-ass-turns-out-its-charm She has to keep thanking people or this bus will explode! http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/594/apelad-she-has-to-keep-thanking-people-or-this-bus-will-explode ]]> Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:50:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/594/apelad-she-has-to-keep-thanking-people-or-this-bus-will-explode A nice domain, a nice price … just two weeks left to grab vehiculr.com, @vehiculr, and Gmail account. <a href="http://xrl.us/bgxkbz" rel="external">http://xrl.us/bgxkbz</a> /via @morgant http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/595/domainoftheweek-a-nice-domain-a-nice-price-just-two-weeks-left-to-grab-vehiculrcom-vehiculr-and-gmail-account-httpxrlusbgxkbz-via-morgant ]]> Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/595/domainoftheweek-a-nice-domain-a-nice-price-just-two-weeks-left-to-grab-vehiculrcom-vehiculr-and-gmail-account-httpxrlusbgxkbz-via-morgant Complaint #589 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/589/complaint-589

whitewhine:

I don’t care if you’re married, you should still have separate facebook accounts. -Whine by @spcilk

Ugh, I HATE it when people do that.

]]> Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:41:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/589/complaint-589 every fight is a food fight if ur a canibal http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/596/rom-lu-ilmoc-every-fight-is-a-food-fight-if-ur-a-canibal ]]> Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:53:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/596/rom-lu-ilmoc-every-fight-is-a-food-fight-if-ur-a-canibal One day we will all become turnips, and the world shall be a bitter salad. (Cue bongo drums. I put down my cigarette and whisper "whoosh.") http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/597/filmcow-one-day-we-will-all-become-turnips-and-the-world-shall-be-a-bitter-salad-cue-bongo-drums-i-put-down-my-cigarette-and-whisper-quotwhooshquot ]]> Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:39:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/597/filmcow-one-day-we-will-all-become-turnips-and-the-world-shall-be-a-bitter-salad-cue-bongo-drums-i-put-down-my-cigarette-and-whisper-quotwhooshquot Home Alone 5: All Grown Up http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/587/home-alone-5-all-grown-up

The fifth (unofficial) installment in the Home Alone series. It’s not all fun and games anymore. Cast: Commander K

]]> Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:11:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/587/home-alone-5-all-grown-up jonahray: I could really go for some Extreme Fajitas right... http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/585/jonahray-i-could-really-go-for-some-extreme-fajitas-right

jonahray:

I could really go for some Extreme Fajitas right about now.

]]> Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:35:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/585/jonahray-i-could-really-go-for-some-extreme-fajitas-right Aw, my milk expires on Valentine’s Day. This makes me a little sad... http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/584/cmdrk-aw-my-milk-expires-on-valentines-day-this-makes-me-a-little-sad ]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:30:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/584/cmdrk-aw-my-milk-expires-on-valentines-day-this-makes-me-a-little-sad I don’t know, Education site. I don’t know… http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/582/i-dont-know-education-site-i-dont-know

I don’t know, Education site. I don’t know…

]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:32:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/582/i-dont-know-education-site-i-dont-know Photo: I don’t know, Education site. I don’t know… <a href="http://tumblr.com/xy465dz3c" rel="external">http://tumblr.com/xy465dz3c</a> http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/581/cmdrk-photo-i-dont-know-education-site-i-dont-know-httptumblrcomxy465dz3c ]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 00:32:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/581/cmdrk-photo-i-dont-know-education-site-i-dont-know-httptumblrcomxy465dz3c Anyone else seeing this? Care to explain how this is... http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/580/anyone-else-seeing-this-care-to-explain-how-this-is

Anyone else seeing this? Care to explain how this is “simplified”?

]]> Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:48:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/580/anyone-else-seeing-this-care-to-explain-how-this-is Anyone else seeing this? Care to explain how this is “simplified”? <a href="http://tumblr.com/xy465ci7d" rel="external">http://tumblr.com/xy465ci7d</a> http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/579/cmdrk-anyone-else-seeing-this-care-to-explain-how-this-is-simplified-httptumblrcomxy465ci7d ]]> Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:48:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/579/cmdrk-anyone-else-seeing-this-care-to-explain-how-this-is-simplified-httptumblrcomxy465ci7d RT @FilmCow: Imagine a world with no boxes. Styrofoam peanuts would be EVERYWHERE. http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/576/cmdrk-rt-filmcow-imagine-a-world-with-no-boxes-styrofoam-peanuts-would-be-everywhere ]]> Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:52:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/576/cmdrk-rt-filmcow-imagine-a-world-with-no-boxes-styrofoam-peanuts-would-be-everywhere Probably the oddest spam message I’ve received thus far. <a href="http://tumblr.com/xy45v2yzg" rel="external">http://tumblr.com/xy45v2yzg</a> http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/574/cmdrk-probably-the-oddest-spam-message-ive-received-thus-far-httptumblrcomxy45v2yzg ]]> Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:30:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/574/cmdrk-probably-the-oddest-spam-message-ive-received-thus-far-httptumblrcomxy45v2yzg Probably the oddest spam message I’ve received thus far. It... http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/575/probably-the-oddest-spam-message-ive-received-thus-far-it

Probably the oddest spam message I’ve received thus far. It simply contains a recipe for barbecue sauce. You know, I think I might actually try it.

]]> Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:29:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/575/probably-the-oddest-spam-message-ive-received-thus-far-it ianbroyles: arcade fire - the well and the lighthouse This... http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/572/ianbroyles-arcade-fire-the-well-and-the-lighthouse-this

ianbroyles:

arcade fire - the well and the lighthouse

This song has been playing in my head for days. I dig it.

]]> Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:29:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/572/ianbroyles-arcade-fire-the-well-and-the-lighthouse-this Luis is leaving...? http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/573/luis-is-leaving

I found this on my laptop the other day. I guess Luis is thinking about leaving or something, though he hasn’t said anything to me about it. We’ll see what happens.

— Kyle Cast: Commander K

]]> Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:36:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/573/luis-is-leaving Ignore that last thing... http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/571/cmdrk-ignore-that-last-thing ]]> Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:36:00 -0500 http://cmdrk.net/life/items/view/571/cmdrk-ignore-that-last-thing